LOL--"...2 game wardens, 7 hunters and a purebred Guernsey cow!"
I have to admit Tom Lehrer has "influenced" my entire view of the world.
And then there's Lobachevsky's anonymous student, as "quoted" by Lehrer:
One man deserves the credit,
One man deserves the blame,
And Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobach-
I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky.
In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics:
Plagiarize!
Plagiarize,
Let no one else's work evade your eyes,
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,
So don't shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize -
Only be sure always to call it please 'research'.