Kickas.org Forums Ankylosing Spondylitis General Discussion #1 AS Web Support Group stupid people

>
> STUPID PEOPLE ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD
>
> Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the
> menu
> that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken
> McNuggets.
> I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
> "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the
> teenager at the counter.
> "You don't?" I replied.
> "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
> "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can
> order six?"
> "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six
> McNuggets.
>
> A couple of months ago. I was checking out at
> our local Foodland
> with just a few items and the lady behind me put her
> things on the
> belt close to mine, so I picked up one of those
> "Dividers" that they
> keep by the cash register and placed it between our
> things so they
> wouldn't get mixed.
> After the girl had scanned all my items, she
> picked up the "Divider"
> and looked it over for a bar code so she could scan
> it. Not finding
> the bar code she said to me "Do you know how much
> this is?"
> I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think
> I'll buy that today."
> She said "OK" and I paid her for the rest of my
> things and left.
> She had no clue to what had just happened.
>
>
> A lady at work was seen putting a credit card
> into her floppy drive
> and pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as
> to what she was
> doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and
> they kept asking
> for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM
> "thingy".
>
>
> I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping
> beside her car. Do
> you
> need some help? I asked. She replied, "I knew I
> should have replaced
> the battery to this remote door UN-locker. Now I
> can't get into my car.
> Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenient
> store) would have a
> battery to fit this?"
> "Hmmm, I dunno" I said, "Do you have an alarm too?"
> "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing
> it and the car keys
> to me. As I took her key and manually unlocked the
> door, I said, "Why
> don't you drive over to that store and check about
> the batteries."
>
>
> Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none
> too swift. One day
> she was typing and turned to a secretary and said,
> "I'm almost out of
> typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier
> machine paper," the
> secretary told her. With that,
> the intern took her
> last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the
> copier
> and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
>
>
> I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a
> large motor home was
> towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was
> in dire need of
> repair and the whole thing generally looked like an
> extra in Twister.
> I asked the manager what had happened. He told me
> that the driver had
> set the "cruise control" and then went in the back
> to make a sandwich.
>
> Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a
> suspect by placing a
> metal colander on his head and connecting it with
> wires to a photocopy
> machine. The piece of paper with the message "He's
> lying" was placed
> in the copier. The police simply pressed the copy
> button each time they
> thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
> Believing the "lie
> detector"
> was working, the suspect confessed.
>
>
> "Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're
> stupid."
>
> Have a MARVelous day!
Just thought you would get a giggle. I know I need one. Rose

Thanks for the Laugh. You cracked me up.

John

This is funny. Sad to say, so many of them could be true. You made me smile.

Hugs,

Cindy

Hi Rose......
that was just what i needed.....thanks

take care

Amanda

Thanks for the giggle A few months back I had a "stupid" experience too, I went to a grocery store to hit the sales, not my usual one, and there was a scan error. In my usual store anything that scans wrong we get for free. When I asked the young clerk whether they had this policy she said she had never heard of it. When I persisted and said after all, a mistake was made on the part of the store/clerk/equipment and if I hadn't caught it I would have been overcharged and surely the store took responsibility, she said it wasn't "their" fault. I asked whose fault it was and she said, straight faced, "It's an act of God," putting it right up there with lightening, tornados and hurricanes. I never shopped there again.

Cheryl

Dogs don't care if the house is messy

very, very cute.

Christine

Some days I feel all rung out...

Thanks for the laugh Rose....it was a good one and a timely one.

Dan


Who knows what the drugs will do to us?

Very funny! I loved the one about the motor home.
My brother will love these....ALOT!
Thanks





Susie

Thanks soooo much for those little laughs....I really needed that today...we are in the midst of a snowstorm here and I was feeling down and "achy"....it was what I needed to take my mind off of myself for a few minutes...thanks again!

WELCOME GARY!!!



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Kristin