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First try........well pressure.! Im sorry captain but there seems to be amatter anti matter shift in my pozitronic neural net.............



I've given her all she's got Captain, it just will not flush I tell ya... these Vulcans eat too much fiber. We may need to use inpulse power to clear this.... the shape the thing's in it will be hard to keep it from blowin. Someone get me my tricorder....

Tim

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OMG Tim!!

I read your post and I swear I could hear your scottish accent clearly!



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Scottie!!!



"The most beautiful stones have been tossed by the wind and washed by the waters and polished to brilliance by life's strongest storms."


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A programmer friend here is very involved in text to voice for blind people to surf via Lynx (text-based net browsing via Unix systems).
Not sure how the URLs are spoken though
http://www.xyz.iinet.au\index.html doesn't exactly slide off the tongue
Probably just gives IPP:345-678-1234 instead

Then of course they need braille keyboards, but with improvements one day we may have a reliable voice-to-text or PC control reality (not just in movies).
So then all bathrooms can be net-connected and hands-free
(except for the paperwork of course)
hope the background noise doesn't get misinterpreted...

Ted

NSAIDs = biochemical warfare where our tactical decisions are hostile to our strategic interests.


Ted


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Kirk: Scotty, we.....NEED......the flushing mechanism to work.....how long will it take you to.....FIND......an alternative.....power source?

Scotty: Well, Capn! I'd sey it'd take 'bout an hour!!

Kirk: Then you have FIVE minutes.

Bones: Dammit, Jim, he's an ENGINEER, not a magician!!!



I didn't know so many of my fellow Trekkers were here at KickAS!!

Rox

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I love star trek as well. Have watched it right through from when I was a kid (the original startrek). Actually still watch it now as they have it on Pay TV.

I also notice from you bio that you're from Nottingham. That was my home town before I emigrated to Australia....hey ..... have a drink in "The Turf Tavern" for me.

Take Care & Have Fun

Gwyn



Take Care & Have Fun<br><br>Gwyn<br><br>
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Oldie but a goodie, have you seen the following before.





Wayne

Edited by wayne on 02/05/04 02:39 AM (server time).


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Please do not put me on the neural pain network, the collective will be disables

hahahaha,


I've created another monster, that''s 2 today!

David :)


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Or do you mean



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While looking for the Computer Toilet Joke (I had seen it many years ago), I found an interesting site.
It might cheer some people up.

Interesting signs.

http://www.pbase.com/tomcat/funny_signs&page=all

Wayne


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