Lascivious Lisa, Lanky and grey
is enjoying her 65th birthday today
Her friends, that survive
those barely alive
Will be calling around
at the party to say
Happy birthday to you
and to play the kazoo
then to whoop it up
at old Lisa's do!
But Lisa take heed
curl not one hair
for at your age it's likely
that there'll be no hair there.
That dress you are wearing
the one with the sash on
will be great
(in 10 years).............
when it comes back, into fashion
Your underwear too
a sight to behold
I can see why folks wear them
to keep out the cold.
Lisa oh lisa
put down that wine
put down the whisky
and go join the line
Of those grey aged grim folks
in those medical strictures
Whose varicose veins
Like yours, are a picture
Lisa my table
for you eer does stand
on which I'll dance a quick jig
whilst conducting the band
The injunction is lifted
I'm yours if you want
I'll meet you in church
up by the font
Where we each can submit
to the charms of the other
After all its not oft
That I wed one who's nearly, as old as my mother...!
Happy birthday dear Lisa
have a great time
eat and drink lots
then up the stairs you may climb
To lay, rest your head
with your significant other
I will retire
and yell........................................................................................... BILL
you can have her
Have a lovely day dear lady, send me some cake please x
