""Now I do have to confess for some reason Alan has chosen to ignore my birthday this year...and I am devastated...that is all I can say about this at the moment without being too emotional...""
Mig, yes Mig. It's Lisa's birthday I said.......oy she said never mind Lisa, well what about the present I said, I'm working on it she growled......oh said I shrinking back into my subservient niche by the larder.........anyway I have a present but Mig has lost it but Happy Birthday you........ahaaaaa