Well, Alan and Kevin, I'm back from work and trying to decide what your punishment should be for all your silliness. You can have my burnt hand if you like but it's also riddled with RA so I'm sorry to say you'll still be stuck with the nasty disease. I assume you want to do gene testing because you're looking for evidence of Bill the Conk!

I'm inclined to agree with you, Kevin, that it was all Alan's fault. I've noticed he has a very bad influence on you. I think you need to be separated and put in different classrooms.

I guess the next thing will be a poem about the Red 'And.



Wendy

Rheumatoid Arthritis
Methotrexate, Celebrex, Plaquenil