now look here you, the last time i had a sultry moment was in 1972 when heather leatherbarrow borrowed my garden barrow. Hi Alan she said winking and sort of clicking the side of her mouth, which, cavernous in its dimension, gave rise to the vision of a starving komodo dragon with hunger on its mind hence a glutinous drool issued off puttingly from her - wow i thought, i wonder if i will ever get my barrow back................errr
hi michelle well was joshing really and is the best i could come up with in two mins. Would love to see your story.
Thankfully, not many of us could relate such a tale with the benefit of first hand experience........Anyway Heather leather and I never got married, i never got my barrow back i'm told she now works for a whaling company as a decoy......................right Alan time for medications and that very long sleeved jacket