Well i did think of making it a three cornered fight between the Democrats - Rebublicans and the Silly Party.

I would be head silly person and my walking mate (formerly running mate but he dropped her specs) would be Mig.

The policy platform would include of course the top three threats to American civilisation as we know it - Watergate, will such a gate really keep out water? if so should every swimming pool have one, The Belly Dancers wiggle out of sunday working argument and the perennial issue... Dyslexic smokers, should they be allowed to by toboggans........ (sorry politically incorrect please forgive)

But apparently my credentials are under question, my possible governership has been blocked because of the age es old unsavoury shirt lifting episode.............well