I submit to the court, that our little poem, which clearly made a reference to the subject of beds, therefore the whole shed adventure has been totally on topic!

(okay, maybe a somewhat slightly roundabout way to get there...)

and although bears may have reading disabilities, do not underestimate the exposure of the worldwide satellite-feed on the shed! I totally expect that Kat will soon be experiencing sell-out crowds, thanks to this invaluable publicity!

(just hope that the theater won't be deluged by Alan's many fans demanding to catch a glimpse of him driving the shed on the stage without his shirt for the finale of every show!)