haha! You're crackin' me up ova here!

I hate my bed...was great when it was new...but is too soft now. Memory foam is out because it's too hard to roll over in...it pulls you down...gravity at it's best!
Hotel beds have been the best sleeps for me lately. They usually have great pillows too. I have what I call an illusion pillow. Looks plump, fluffy, firm, yet...when you place your head on it....bam! Straight through and flat against the matress.
So I use two. An illusion pillow, and a wafer pillow.