Seems that my writings have caused some consternation. I apologise for that.

What I write though is a true account and I am unable to get away from that, thus it is perhaps best if I leave it now as is! I will be writing the rest (for this thread has certainly sparked an interest in me to complete it) but will not put out on here for public consumption.

If others are still interested then I shall send it to them in PM.

Molly I shall research Madame Bigourie, and send you a new shoulder, Asda do them