I know a man from Nottingham
Ineptwell is he's name
He suffers from spondylitis
And he gets a lot of pain
He used to be all bent and stiff
Untill he met this Doc
Who said I will make you straight
But it will cost a lot
He had the operation
And is now all tall and straight
If you talk to him on KICKAS
He is sure to be your mate.