Timeline is muddy really Wendy. These are all incidents in a fairly chronolgical order. Because I write instantly (Never plan or think about it hence my poor efforts) there will be some duplication. or contradiction.

I went to work for the royal in the early 80's (Breadsticks not invented then- but I would still have won the duel with a rampant pizza slice) fell from the tower mid 80s, I thought that my forward bend would prevent backwards movement, nit realising that leaning my head back would in fact roll all of me backwatds,

I will sit and think and plot out the timeline but is so much stuff littered across the years I become confused.

I was Born 1948....yay I know that bit is right. and it is now 2009. so 6 decades to order. I will do it tonight.