you sure you aren't totally bored yet?

more tonight if you're not.

Highlights to come

walking into a pub head about waist level. perceptive barman says.......

"Oy is there something wrong with your back!"

"Ayup Spastic"
said a chambermaid at a hotel I once worked in.

and the day when AS caused me to crash my head into closing metal shutter and then to become trapped benesath it.

Yet another scar.............

but only if you aren't bored