O Henry,

this is america...can't ya just move to canada? what's this application thing; they have applications?
seriously, ask the indians, we just go where we want to....don't need no stinking 'permission'.

i do speak some french, read it better...at least i could fill out the form.
north mexico...cold, snow, no sun, winter long, cold, eh? no texican just some french...and a sociabelist gumment.