Ok, here's one for the funnyfarm;
Has anyone ever noticed jeans getting thighter when in a flare in hip/lower spine section?
Yeah yeha I know, bring on the you ate too much chocolate jokes

I've tried to keep tabs of my weight though, and it's the same but I actually feel like jeans get thighter when I flare. ....oh God, maybe it's just my imagination for all I know. I'm a guy even and I couldnt care less about my weight to be honest, I just thought I had noticed it.
*shakes head in disbelief at what this illness has me analyzing*