Donna,
If I were a basketball player at this weight I would have to be 6'4" to be about right..
A few people planted shier garlic....

we will probably get one more snow...

snow,
now you got me coughing, sputtering and generally laughing out loud. at first I thought they were my boots, but mine are more of a soft pink......
then I thought, I can just see me putting on my boots with ice in the toe, because I did not stop to let them thaw.

I will probably need a garbage bag, to put on my back side and legs. I work days,maybe I could use a walk in freezer during the night....

It is friends like you that just make life possybile. gee pers
what a huge treat to have such a warm post. What kind of tape? grey duck brown squirrel or the medical surgery tape?

I could just suture them to my over grown self where needed...

cold Wyoming - Nah, about 25# at night...... no super markets here, mostly we pick up dead antelope along the high way...

rumble,
I think I would have to jump from a high building to slide into these things.. I do have some baby oil, I could put that in my sprinkler when I run out in the yard
You mentioned "trial" could I be arrested for this??? yyiikkees....when will it end

Tom,
I am such a slug about sending photos
the camera keeps breaking.

I will try and get this done so that all you men than thank your lucky stars that you do not have the "chap" problem.