You would too try to get me in trouble!

Now look Kev, which one of us has met Alan in person?! That's right - moi - and I've hugged him too so I win. Alan is a big guy, exactly as he is suppose to be. So there.

(He will steal a biscuit right out from under your nose tho. lol)

I wouldn't its not my fault Alan hasn't met me I have offered he is obviously shy

Ya but would ya kiss him hello at the airport Kev??? LOL

Hey, maybe that's why he's shy!!!

uuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm No I would pass on that

pleased to hear it...........wow what a lucky escape............Yes Lemonade is fizzy.....

Me fat Kev......nope errr well.................errrr................ummmm slim-ish....!!!!

And yes was hugged and kissed by chick at airport who clearly had great taste.............then Mig turned up....!!

Alan your so cruel to poor mig and after she defended you too

Kevin

Well, SOMEBODY had to fetch you Alan....!

Yes and I am glad it was you but you didn't have to go and puch the girl that kissed me and absolutely should not have pulled her to the floor and kicked her. But then to hug and kiss me 47 times!!!!!!! well what is a chap to do........

What??? I have never punched or kicked a sole in my entire life my dear Mr. Clot... and where on earth are you getting 47 from!!! LOL

me neither but i have hugged a halibut, cuddles a cod snogged a snook and groped a grouper................!!!!!!! lol