Oh ay, Warnee's got a luvley set o' cheeks on 'im, that 'e 'as...

So 'ere be a question for yer Mollee - do you love a Fat Rascal with yer cup 'o tea then?

And what's yer favourite fillin' fer a buttee - cake, chips or bacon???

Oi by gum, that be a luvly thort - pity I be NSD then, wot? (or should that be "innit"?)

GP yesterday wus torkin abart MTX...elp! Tol im na way, NOT, niver. No mench o'sulpha sal...

(Promise ter 'try' ter stop - 'cept for nowt, owt an innit. Innit?)

Ee, lass, split an buttered - Bettee's, Aarragate. Yay!

As fer buttee? Bacon, course, innit. Smoked bacon, an few slices tomatoe as well, oo'err, an er lettuce leaf or two... Der works kiddo (NO mayo but!) Chip buttee dun't do owt fer me... As fer cake in it? Na, ter me, loike, bit loike avin fride Mars Bars...!

La Molls - innit ^LOL^

Ah yes, indeed - Bettee's in 'Arrogate. What about the poached salmon sandwiches....? <sigh>

Cake buttees are wot daft folk from Bradford way 'ave... lost on me, too!

Yikes, I am totally surrounded. What on earth are you people talking about..?! Alan, h e l p!!!

Quick! We need another chapter, please!

lol

Talking real dilects from around England. Good Innit
HA HA
Hey up mig lass.

You have to learn to talk like this if you want to come to England other wise you wont under stand any one Lass innit.

It's alright Miggins. Fear not. They are all a little peculiar.

Consider that we have an ex patriot Lincolnite now corrupted by france, A strange sounding Australian who thinks she is from Leeds and has a pronpensity toward dirty fingers, then we have rgw absolute worst of all, a sussex man, well you can't understand a word. Would be easier making sense of the call made by the red backed Maxcaw at christmastime.

Ignore them Mig. Always listen to me because I talk proper English.

As for inky and her accusations of pottyNottinghamians.......huh...!



So then, Eyogorrimweya or atherbythesenduck...!!

Looks like a pretty steep learning curve to me!

Well, if I ever do make it across the pond (unlikely since I am pretty near broke! ) I'm hoping that my good friend Alan might be willing to play tour guide/translator for me... otherwise I just may need an English to English dictionary!

yes dear girl. I shall translate, so long as we don't travel to England's seep south where life is challenging?

Well you know what they say, England and the America's divided by a common language..lol

And anyway you, (Listen all) Mig has a pretty spiffy posh english/scottish accent already.

She is often oot and aboot....lol