'nd here were me thinkin that ouer Molly could 'ave been a Yorkshire lass with 'er "nowt" in ev'ry sentence!
Where is your wife from? My fum'ly is from roundabouts - but mainly Leeds, York and Hull.
Them es from Hull 'ave an accent all o' their own - tis no wonder you can't understand yer missus!
Seriously though - I was in Wales one time and staying in a B&B and met a couple of lads from Nottingham - they were keen to chat, but I thought they were having a religious experience and talking in tongues most of the time - especially when we went to't pub and they had a couple o' pints in 'em!
Thank goodness we Aussies don't have an accent, innit mate?!?