Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the children
what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes
in front of other men.
Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some
screaming gay guy and have sex with them."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some colouring, and took little Johnny aside to ask
him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "he plays for the
Leafs but I was too embarrassed to say
so".
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